DY NASTY...

Tony Blair yesterday apologised. Let me start again, Tony Blair yesterday accepted a small amount of responsibility for the UK's economic crisis and damage done to the financial sector.

"You have got this deep integration of the global economy and you have a lot of financial instruments that were created whose impact people didn't properly understand," Mr Blair confessed.

This humble offering was on parade merely a week since Mr Blair announced his wishes to return to British politics. His initial welcoming event had to be cancelled due to anti war/Blair protesters awaiting his arrival. The prospect of being greeted by airborne tomatoes rather than sycophantic supporters would have disturbed his web of spin doctors. Instead Tony's Labour revival party was rescheduled for the Emirates stadium, tucked away from reality. Ordinary Labour supporters and party members were reportedly charged an extortionate fee of £500 per head for tickets that no Gillian Duffy could afford.


Continuing with Blair's fortified media siege on the British public he proclaimed that Cherie his wife had helped bring the Olympics to the UK by meeting "insignificant" people from around the world.

On top of this it has been said that Tony's eldest son Euan intends to become an MP. No doubt he will be placed in a soft constituency where he can progress with ease. A close friend of the Blair's said that Cherie "likes the idea of a Kennedy-style Blair dynasty".

Euan Blair has been working at the investment bank Morgan Stanley and is said to have quit his position where he earned large sums of money, in 2010 Euan received a six figure bonus from the bank. Some are already coining him an opportunist. Euan also had worked internships for both congressmen in the Democratic and Republican parties of the U.S.